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Thursday, August 30, 2007
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● Eye contacts freeze in time, >
........................................................................................A thin glass breaks inside, I walk away, Surrounded with uncertainty. نوشته شده توسط rameen Tuesday, July 03, 2007 > ........................................................................................ Tuesday, June 19, 2007
● there are many many agreements between man and woman, adult and child, >
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........................................................................................human and animal and many others, every one knows, but no one says it, man... نوشته شده توسط rameen Sunday, May 20, 2007 > ........................................................................................ Thursday, March 22, 2007
● it is unacceptable people on television treat the general public like idiots >
........................................................................................- but we are idiot نوشته شده توسط rameen Sunday, March 11, 2007
● The Global warming Swindle, >
........................................................................................This is the movie made by BBC4 and showed on channel 4 on 8th of March. The movie scientifically argues that the reason behind global warming is not human but It is something natural, it also has happened before when no there was no technological development. This movie also argues how politician warm up global warming slogans and why. http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=6331556994197648222&q=global+warming+swindle نوشته شده توسط rameen Wednesday, January 17, 2007
● Mattafix >
........................................................................................Gangster blues you can check out Big City Life, To & Fro which I like from here نوشته شده توسط rameen Monday, January 08, 2007 > ........................................................................................ Sunday, January 07, 2007 > ........................................................................................ Monday, December 11, 2006
● yes,,, there is an excuse, >
........................................................................................you must have heard about some type of spiders which the woman one eats the male one after mating what would you do if you were a horny male spider? would you wank for your whole life? or wouldn’t you consider being gay ? don’t be that thick, I would tell my ‘spider’ wife, I love you Lora but I love myself too you, give up your diet and this nasty habit or I’ll go out with my friend Bob (the guy who escaped from Mary during making his son Jimmy) see,,,things can be simple نوشته شده توسط rameen Sunday, December 10, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Friday, November 24, 2006
● Freddie, today is the day he passed away, I’m sure he was a man with big personality. >
........................................................................................To those who still love him نوشته شده توسط rameen Friday, November 17, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Monday, October 30, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Saturday, October 28, 2006
● The question is: >
........................................................................................if you think there are so many stupid people around you, then does it mean that you are intelligent or you are very stupid? The other things is: I think if you use the word ‘Idiot’ or ‘stupid’ in your speaking a lot then you somehow look clever. Warning: it doesn’t work for the word ‘gay’ نوشته شده توسط rameen Friday, September 29, 2006
● live information from the planet of the apes >
........................................................................................I was chek’in a history book he came in and said: we shouldn’t go about things which happened ages ago cause I bet somth’in similar has happened more recently نوشته شده توسط rameen Monday, September 11, 2006
● من نمیفهمم این چه مملکتی شده >
........................................................................................اگه کسی فردا بیاد بگه الاغ خر است ترکها اونور بهم میریزن آخه چه ربطی داره?!! نوشته شده توسط rameen Saturday, September 09, 2006
● Ladies and gentlemen >
........................................................................................I'm not joking ,this is not hoax, it may sound unusual but the latest and very important News is: مراسم نیمه شعبان در کربلا بدون حادثه پایان یافت نوشته شده توسط rameen Friday, September 08, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Monday, September 04, 2006
● yeah,,, I became snobby, philosophical and crap, so, I quoted myself : >
........................................................................................camel is a horse designed by committee. and he ,with his numb brain, asked: which committee has designed it? نوشته شده توسط rameen Sunday, September 03, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Wednesday, August 23, 2006
● when dream, I mean daydream, I visualise and imagine the whole things >
........................................................................................like looking back to the past, resembling it is now year 2040 and today is only my remembrance... I don’t know if I laugh or feel nostalgic, but I think the latter is less likely because I don’t believe in the ‘good old days’ myth نوشته شده توسط rameen Sunday, August 20, 2006
● sometimes the reason for hugging is not intimacy but is to escape from an eye contact >
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● What do you mean ‘ I understand French but I can’t speakFrench’? >
........................................................................................this is absolutely bollocks! if you ‘understand’, repeat just what you heard and ‘understood’. نوشته شده توسط rameen Tuesday, August 15, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Sunday, August 06, 2006
● if you have verruca, >
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........................................................................................come to our local gym, share it with your irritating neighbours! نوشته شده توسط rameen Tuesday, August 01, 2006
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........................................................................................The statue represents the god Chac, holding a human heart in his left hand and a drinking cup in his right. (Photo courtesy of the Instituto Nacional de Antropologiá e Historia) The other thing نوشته شده توسط rameen Monday, July 31, 2006
● THE OTHER THING >
Oh ,sorry,sorry! but people with pacemakers don’t have their heart taken out and a pacemaker popped in! نوشته شده توسط rameen
● "Cogito Ergo Sum" >
........................................................................................excuse me mate he didn't say 'I know I'm about, cause I dream.' actually what he said was something like 'I think, therefore I exist.' and the other thing is that the correct pronunciation of his name is not like 'DIS KART' but 'DE KART' نوشته شده توسط rameen Tuesday, July 11, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Wednesday, June 28, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Tuesday, June 06, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Saturday, June 03, 2006
● Your underwear is £4.99 for a three-pack. >
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........................................................................................Car Mechanics tell you the truth. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. It’s good to be man! نوشته شده توسط rameen Friday, May 26, 2006
● He said:let there be light and there was light >
........................................................................................all I’m saying is,,,why didn’t he say let there be man,and there would definitely be a man and he needn’t do all those messy methods with mud and rib?you know,he’s always been a bit of show-off نوشته شده توسط rameen Saturday, May 20, 2006
● why do you need ten thousands of songs >
in your pocket, where do you wanna WALK? نوشته شده توسط rameen
● how many times do I have to sit here and you say: >
........................................................................................‘All I'm saying is...’ and the stream of nonsense hits me in the face نوشته شده توسط rameen Saturday, April 29, 2006
● -if you could be anyone in the world, who would it be? >
-dead or alive? -why would you choose to be a dead person? نوشته شده توسط rameen
● - have you eaten anything? >
........................................................................................-no...I’m starv’in -look, I can come over and cook you someth’in -no...it’s half eleven and you...are one of those gals who can’t cook -ya -bye -bye نوشته شده توسط rameen Thursday, April 27, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Friday, April 14, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Friday, April 07, 2006 > > ........................................................................................ Wednesday, April 05, 2006
● ye Pandas >
........................................................................................everyday they come on screen and shout on telly :Pandas save Pandas....they ganna extinct so what???!!! we don’t kill them we don’t eat them we don’t shoot... it is not my business if suddenly they find shagging quite a bit boring... نوشته شده توسط rameen Tuesday, March 28, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Wednesday, March 22, 2006 > ........................................................................................ Monday, March 13, 2006
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● when Gandhi came to England a reporter asked him: what do you think >
about western civilization? he said: I think it would be a good idea that is my beloved sarcasm نوشته شده توسط rameen
● دیگه هر احمقی میدونه که داستان چوپان دروغگو معنیش این نیست که نباید دروغ بگی٫معنیش اینه که یه دروغ رو چند بار نگو! >
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