● The days of pearly spencer(David mc williams)
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● for a gambler the only gamble is not to gamble
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-are you mental? or what?
you can’t get into a sex shop ask the guy over the counter and buy some sex,
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-yes I know that they call themselves sexshop
but they don’t sell sex, what do you wanna ask? can I have two Kg sex please or a pack of sex please ...or,,,i don’t know,,,,are you an idiot?
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-emmm thats a good idea,,, fuck one get one fuck free!!
no,, no no you’re complete nuts
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-what?!!!!! you’re fuck’in moron,,, imaging putting a prostitute in a
box like...emmm... those photo tak’in machines and,,,
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-lol ...let me tell you something once I saw your ideas written
on a wall ,and there was written SHIT!
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-no this is not disrespect, you’re juss mental
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fact: this piece of writing is just partially based on a true story

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● when Gandhi came to England a reporter asked him: what do you think
about western civilization?
he said: I think it would be a good idea


that is my beloved sarcasm
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● دیگه هر احمقی میدونه که داستان چوپان دروغگو معنیش این نیست که نباید دروغ بگی٫معنیش اینه که یه دروغ رو چند بار نگو!
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